Rudolph Rap

Couldn't be outdone by CD - here's my white man rap on Rudolph -

There be dis homeboy Rudolph
A red nosed reindeer
He want to bring the hood
Some decent Christmas cheer

Now his nose it be so bright
They say 'dat when you see him
You be thinking that this Rudolph
Should be in some museum

All the other reindeers
This Rudolph they be dissin'
The scams of the hood
They make him be a missin'

Come the Fat Man with the beard
Who be bringin' all da toys
He tell all 'dem reindeer
You be stoppin' wit dis noise

Christmas Eve be here too foggy
All da presents in da sleigh
Rudolph with dat nose
You gonna light da way

The homeboys they start cheerin'
Now Rudolph their man be
They all start ta sayin'
You be makin' history

So now there's no mo dissin'
That ain't be what you hear
Cuz the Man be Rudolph
The Red Nose Reindeer